New York Yankees Captain Derek Jeter: Captain of the Inconspicuous Walk of Shame
December 16, 2011 · Joe Levitt · Jump to comments
Article Source: Bleacher Report - New York Yankees
At least they can’t complain that they were sent off empty-handed.
According to a New York Post article published earlier this week, Derek Jeter, the perennial All-Star shortstop of the New York Yankees, has a way of dignifying his intimate one-night stands with females.
After an evening spent with the Big Apple’s most sought-after bachelors, women leaving his 5,000-plus square foot Trump World Tower “apartment” enjoy exclusive car service and a fabulous parting gift…of Jeter’s own autographed memorabilia.
Not only do they have the pleasure of his company, they get to forever remember the enchanted night with personalized keepsakes!
Jeter even secures these women with a back-door exit as to avoid public shame (err…public eye).
The tactician at the game of professional baseball seems to occupy the same role in the world of social interactions.
Fans of this future Hall of Famer bear ample witness to his masterful ways on the baseball diamond: driving outside corner fastballs to right field with power, adeptly reading the pitcher’s motion before stealing a base and executing seamless 6-4-3 double plays, to name a few.
Now, how does he replicate his skillful play on the field of baseball to, well, the other field? In more diplomatic terms, what lies within these tactfully organized gift baskets for the pop-culture stars with which he’s apparently been intimate?
Since purchasing his lavish New York City apartment in 2001, Jeter has been linked with a number of high-profile beautiful women. Let’s go on a hypothetical tour of the memorabilia-laden presents bequeathed to the Yankee captain’s previous eight romantic partners.
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