A Field Guide to Yankee Fans for the Rest of Us
March 27, 2010 · Eddie Dzurilla · Jump to comments
Article Source: Bleacher Report - New York Yankees
Some pests are hard to get rid of.
Like Yankee fans.
As anyone who follows American League ball can tell you, they show up in droves at opposing ballparks whenever the Bronx Bombers visit.
With their charming ways, chainsaw accents, and oh-so-gentle demeanor, they continue to be ambassadors for the civility and “live and let live” attitude that their home city is so well known for.
But few realize that the entire Yankee fan species (blowhardus obnoxious) is actually split into several subsets or, from those who remember your high school biology days, phylum.
Just like rats, cockroaches, flies, and mosquitoes.
So we’ve gone back to our professors, and have put together the following slideshow of all the different types of Yankee fans, so that you can identify them and take whatever precautionary measures are necessary when the boys from the Bronx come to your hometown.