June 2009 Archive
Derek Jeter Tests Positive for Intangibles (Satire)
June 14, 2009
Multiple sources have reported today that Yankees' shortstop Derek Jeter has tested positive and will serve a 50-game suspension for performance enhancing drugs. Our sources have confirmed that the positive test ...Taking A Deep Breath: A Mets’ Weekend Evaluation
June 14, 2009
The Mets came into Friday night’s game with the Yankees in a tough spot. The Yankees had just been swept by the Red Sox and were now 0-8 on the ...Mets-Yankees: Mets Suffer Second-Worst Shutout Loss in Team History
June 14, 2009
If you didn’t watch today’s game between the New York Mets and New York Yankees, I envy you. I am a baseball junkie, I love to just watch the game; Any ...Brian Bruney Blasts Francisco Rodriguez
June 14, 2009
Brian Bruney laced into former Angels' closer Francisco Rodriguez for his actions when he finishes a game. Brian called Rodriguez's machinations, in which he pounds his chest, points to the sky, ...Redemption: New York Mets Resilient, Clobber Pettitte, Yankees
June 13, 2009
After suffering a stunning defeat in the battle for New York, the Mets tried their best to put the game behind them. Luis Castillo could not, losing sleep, reliving his ...New York Mets Rebound from Friday Night’s Debacle, Beat Yankees 6-2
June 13, 2009
Fernando Nieve tossed 6 2/3 effective innings in his first start as a Met, Omir Santos and Gary Sheffield added home runs and the Mets defeated the Yankees 6-2 at ...Why the Yankees Are Thanking The Baseball Gods For Luis Castillo
June 13, 2009
The Yankees were seconds away from losing the first game of the Subway Series and their fourth game in a row. As Alex Rodriguez's threw down his bat in disgust after ...Share the Wealth: Teams That Should Be Broken Up
June 13, 2009
In every sport, there’s at least one team that seems to “stack the deck,” meaning rack up all the talent so that no one else can have any and the ...Share the Wealth: Teams That Should Be Broken Up
June 13, 2009
Every year, there's always one person that thinks the Yankees should be broken up. In every sport, there’s at least one team that seems to “stack the deck,” meaning that they ...Andy Pettitte V. Herb Pennock
June 13, 2009
Herb Pennock, Lefty Gomez, and Whitey Ford are the only left-handed Yankees' pitchers in the Hall of Fame. Now that Andy Pettitte is near the end of his pitching days, there ...